A hump of lump, a lump of a hump, a hump of a lump I've got.
Measles, mumps or chicken pox,
I've got a big old spot.

A hump of lump, a lump of a hump, a hump of a lump I say.
Measles, mumps or chicken pox,
I wish it would go away.

A hump of lump, a lump of a hump, a hump of a lump I feel.
Measles, mumps or chicken pox,
this time the sucker's real.

A hump of lump, a lump of a hump, a hump of a lump I hate.
Measles, mumps or chicken pox,
I guess it's just my fate.

A hump of lump, a lump of a hump, a hump of a lump's a jewel.
Because you see, with a hump of a lump,
I can't go to school.